Reading the news about the ongoing WordCamp in San Francisco I was thinking: "Long drive or flight, strange place and strange hotel."
How nice it would be if someone meet you there and take you not to the hotel but home.
I doubt that soon we will have WordCamp in Johannesburg/South Africa, but if you travel that way (no matter who you are), you are welcome to spend a week at my place for free (we don't rent rooms).
It is a six room farm house very close (15 min) to the busy Johannesburg centers and and it is only me, my wife, a wolf a cat and a parrot who live in it.
I'm sure you'll find a way to contact me.
To all WordCamp participants: "Do not forget that you are there for us ;) "