Start a blog in 51 easy steps: An amusing look into starting a blog, fun to read and quite true in many cases. I love step number 47. 47. Slip into an uneasy nightmare about being forced to type the word “sUxx0r” on a flaming keyboard while chained to Jabba the Hutt, who keeps demanding “More! More! Jakatooie Blogga Dooie! More!!!” Welcome to blogging!